Cracked is on a roll. The humor magazine has taken on a whole new life online after years of crudely entertaining children in magazine print.
This time, they've taken aim at Transformers with their list of the Top Seven Useless Transformers.
Number Seven is, of course, Soundwave because he's the narc of the group and has the awesome ability of getting voices on a giant tape.
It's our official position that all Transformers are useless, unless we are using appreciation and constant talk about the show as a barometer of who not to hang out with.
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