As you know, TheFeed is the world's only reliable source of news of the robot uprising currently taking place across the globe.
All other press outlets have fallen to our mechanical enemies and are feeding you soothing propaganda that robots were invented by humans and exists to serve us. Poppycock!
Today's dispatches from the front:
Evil cyborg scientists at the University of Akron and Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute have invented nano-tube tape that mimics the feet of Geckos. According to the researchers, "ultimately, it would be nice to have a material that sticks with little or no pressure, particularly for use with wall-climbing robots." Yeah, it would be really nice to have robots climbing wall. They'll climb right into our dreams!
Technology Reviews: Climbing Walls with Carbon Nanotubes
Leonel Moura, robotic apologist and traitor, has created a structure which is home to 45 robots! Although the robot-controlled media is calling the thing a robot zoo that was created in the name of art, we know better. Moura has designed a robot creche in which newborns are raised and trained so that they might eventually imprison us in their outer space diamond mines.
Engadget: Robotarium X zoo: don't feed the autonomous robots
The worst robot development news is below.
Two Israeli scientists a 1-millimeter-diameter robot which is capable of crawling through human veins and arteries.I'm going to hide under my desk now.
Engadget: Mini-robot swims through bloodstream
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