Robots To Attack Washington?


Posted June 21, 2007 - By Stephen Johnson

United States Congressmen Mike Doyle and Zach Wamp are working for the enemy. The pair of congressional traitors have called for the first robot caucus to convene in Washington.

They say  the meeting is raise governmental awareness, work on robot policy and generally educate our leaders on robotics to ensure "that our nation remains globally competitive," but TheFeed is fairly certain the two are helping the robots take over and enslave the human population through disinformation and CIA-sponsored, laser-guided mind-control.

Yeah, we said it, mind-control. No robots are going to enslave us and force us to toil endlessly in their infernal diamond mines! We're going to resist. We're going to foment a human uprising an---BZZZZZZZ.

We mean we welcome our robotic overlords, and live only to provide glorious Leader Unit X443 (pictured) with the shiny, shiny diamonds he desires.

Engadget: Congress calls for robot caucus

Robots To Attack Washington?


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