Women in the United Kingdom are hardcore. To wit: A 24-year-old was unhappy that an ex resisted her advances, so she ripped off one of his testicles and shoved it in her mouth. Go ahead. Reread it. It will still be the same piece of information when you get back. Process it. Harsh, eh? Apparently, she grabbed his junk and "pulled hard," and the next thing you know, it's in her mouth.
We here at TheFeed get hit on all the time, but from now on, we are never turning anyone down. Under no circumstances. Or, we are wearing iron underpants. So, if you see us without a shiny codpiece, you know you have a chance. Otherwise, back off, or we might be the ones pulling hard.
BBC.com: Woman jailed for testicle attack