Oh, WWE, how we love the amazing sports entertainment stylings that your writers come up with. Last night, after a 3-hour special Summer Draft edition of Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon's limousine 'a-sploded. Yes, you read that correctly. They blew up the limo with him 'in it.' And now, WWE.com is saying that he's reported dead.
Of course, no other news organization on Earth is reporting Vince McMahon, a billionaire and chairman of the company, as reported dead, so you can take the whole thing with a giant grain of salt. Still, it was fun to watch the whole event transpire, telegraphed as it was with him walking through the entire locker room, who just happened to be loitering backstage at the event.
The whole thing is likely to turn into a 'whodunnit' at this point. Wahoo!
WWE.com: WWE Chairman Reported Dead