Sometimes, even giant corporations can give us great, steaming nuggets! Take Burger King, for example, who made this website that allows you to upload pictures and give the people in those pictures mustaches. Wait, though. There's more. You can cut, trim, style, and groom your 'stache, and then send it in a singing telegram to your friends.
We're talking hours of fun here, kiddies.
Check out Kevin Periera's hairy calling card. We're just thrilled to see him reach the swarthy limit he's been holding back from his face for so long.