A man is suing the makers of a drink called Boost Plus, saying that it gave him an extended, painful erection that wouldn't go away and required surgery. The man, who we will call "Lucky," had a case of severe priapism, and required a shunt to make his erection go away.
TheFeed would like it to be known that severe, long-lasting, painful erections are not to be made fun of. There is nothing funny about running around with a hard penis that just won't go down, no matter what you do with it. And a shunt in your penis is also no laughing matter. Under any circumstances. Nor is it at all funny to say the word penis, or write it, or even think about it.
You've been fed.
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