Oh boy, do we have a doozy of a nugget for you today! This little clip comes from a 1984 public access show called "Turmoil in the Toy Box."

In it, two hosts, who implore the power of Jesus to break your household from the bondage of the evil Voltron, talk about how robot based cartoons have "occultic" (that's not even a word, btw) overtones.

First, they set their God Lasers to stun and aim at Voltron and spew some nonsense about how because there are stars in the cartoon, it's obviously about witchcraft.

Then, they turn to the Transformers and are appalled by the fact that cartoon robots actually get shot and killed. Little steam comes out of their lasered bodies. They imply that children will easily be convinced, by seeing giant metal robots destroy each other, that killing is ok.

Obviously, the other best thing about this video, is the set. Including the gingham wingback chairs these douches are sitting on.