Dateline: Los Angeles...Paris Hilton, heiress to the famed Hotel franchise of the same last name has been declared too 'distraught' to testify in a 2005 civil suit brought against her by famed diamond heiress Zeta Graff.
Graff, the fellow trust fund beauty, is suing for a cool $10 million, claiming that Hilton defamed her and once tried to grab a $4 million dollar necklace from off her neck.
Hilton's own shrink has said that the pretty blond in the headband has the vapors over the recent news that she'll be serving 45 days in the clink.
This reporter asks...how long can we let these trainwrecks continue to navigate through the slaloms of failure they call their lives without consequence? HOW LONG?!
Yahoo! News: Paris Hilton 'Distraught' over jail time