Usually you don't have to tell a person with one leg that he/she will never make it as a dancer, but the audience of reality TV show Dancing With The Stars had to drop that bombshell for Paul McCartney's estranged wife Heather Mills.
Mono-pedal Mills, 39, and her partner made it to the sixth week of the ABC competition, but she took a spill and ended up being voted out of the dancing show by the cruel public of the United States.
Citizens, how could you have done this? First that you voted Sanjaya off Idol and now Mills is gone... soon there will be no comically unable-to-compete contestants on reality TV at all.
And then what? Will we watch only singers who can actually carry a tune and dancers with the traditional number of legs? Is that the kind of America you want to live in? Because not me, buddy. Not me.