Cap'n America Stuffs His Tights...in Jail!


Posted April 23, 2007 - By Dana Leahy

In Captain America news...over the weekend, a Florida doctor dressed up as the super hero was arrested on a myriad of charges including, battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence. Of course, it all started when he stuffed a burrito down his pants.

Doctor Captain America was out and about on a bar crawl with his buddies when, reportedly, he stuffed a burrito down his pants and asked some female bar patrons if they would like to touch the burrito. After the women, surprisingly, refused his delightful invitation, he groped them. The women called the police and the Captain was arrested. While in jail, he was seen taking a joint out of tights and trying to flush it down the toilet.

This would just be your average, run-of-the-mill drunk doctor dressed up as a super hero with a burrito stuffed in his pants story, except for the inclusion of this little delicious detail in the story:

"The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification.""

TheFeed would have paid real American dollars to be there when they pulled all of the Captain Americas out of the bar to see which one had a burrito in his tights. Priceless.

WFTV.com: Captain America Arrested with Burrito in Pants

Cap'n America Stuffs His Tights...in Jail!


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