Here's a doozy. A 9-year-old chinese boy was eaten by a crocodile after breaking into the animal's cage and teasing it with a stick and a catapult.
Jeez, kids today. With their "text messaging" "iPods" and "catapults."
Three boys snuck into the unguarded enclosure and started molesting the CROCODILES. They poked it with sticks and shot at it with a catapult. Unlike some people, crocodiles do not like to be molested and so one fought back, by dragging one of the kids under the water and snacking on him like a snickers bar.
The catapult part is sort of confusing, but TheFeed thinks they're talking about a slingshot.
TheFeed also thinks we should all move to China. Apparently the zoos there are infamous for holding outrageous stunts like zoo keepers boxing kangaroos, elephant tug-o-war and bears riding bicycles. That sh*t sounds better than Lost! Although, we'll probably leave our catapults here in the states.
Times Online: Catapult boy is eaten after taunting crocodile in pen
