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disco nap
sleeping when ya got something goin' later on that you need to get ready for.
"i was about to go to the club, but i needed a disco nap to feel refreshed."

spring broke 
When you're broke because you spent all your money on spring break.
Hey man, wanna go to a movie or somethin'?

Nah, I'm spring broke. The cash I took to vegas, stayed in vegas.

manstrating
The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little b**ch for no apparent reason.

"Everything a'ight?"
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!"
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!"

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