G4 brings you the words that Merriam-Webster would never dare enter into their "legitimate" dictionary. Are you a multislacker? Ever experience connectile dysfunction? Does your boss ever force you into a hostage lunch? If we're speaking your language, you'll want to check out our word of the day presented by Urban Dictionary! Post your own definitions in the comments section. Consider yourself truthenized.
To dominate your opponent so badly you make him angry and suicidal.
"I pwned your ass."
Involuntary celibacy brought on by personal hygiene issues.
"The reason Greg hasn't gotten laid is strictly because of smellibacy."
An obsession to write a blog entry even if you have nothing to say.
"If you read my post it's obviously blogorrhea."
The tip of a marijuana bud.
"Don't pack the kola, I'm saving it for later."
Low potency marijuana that grows wild.
"That dude told me this was kind bud, but it's ditchweed."
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