Three people were wounded after suspected gang members opened fire at a Hollywood party following the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards early Sunday, thereby qualifying this tragic event as THIS WEEK’S MOST IRONIC OUTBUST OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Cops say at least one person fired an automatic weapon on the mostly teenage crowd after the group of five suspected gang members was denied entry to the party. The shooting occurred at about 12:30 AM at a Los Angeles drapery store rented for the night, though the party was not an official Nickelodeon function and had no celebrity guests.
The injured guests were hit below the waist, but did not face life threatening injuries (of course they didn’t, anyone attending the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards surely has no balls…).
...and don't worry, girls, Justin is a-okay....