T-Mobile is offering free Wi-Fi service for six months to PlayStation Portable owners who upgrade to the latest PSP firmware. So, if you have a PSP, you will be able to access hotspots at over 7,000 Starbucks, Borders Books and Music stores, hotels, airports, and other locations throughout the country.
With this new wireleses connectivity, the emptiness at the center of your being will be filled.
Your new ability to download games, surf the net and play PSP titles online will result in massively increased spiritual clarity. The reason you are here, on the earth at this particular time, will become shockingly understandable, and your place at the top of the metaphysical pyramid will be revealed in a series of online alert statements beamed directly from T-Mobile to your PSP and on to your cerebral cortex, opening your third-eye to the fact that you are one with the universe. Weakness and pain are illusionary. There is no end to your power or your wisdom; like the Universe, you are literally infinite, and thus all things are possible.
Also, Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters will be available for multiplayer fun.