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Webmaster Hates You: Hot Coffee

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Posted March 14, 2007 - By Mike D'Alonzo

The Webmaster Hates You is a semi-regular TheFeed feature in which we answer your email. Doesn't that sound like fun?

From: ***************
Sent: Wednesday, March 14, 2007 1:12 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: please


Can u please tell me the hot coffee code

From: Webmaster
Sent: Wednesday, March 14, 2007 2:59 PM
To: ***************
Subject: please

You nasty little thing. You think I don't know what you're going to do with that hot coffee code? Why, I can only imagine you there in your parents' basement with the TV tray set up next to your chair, family-sized bottle of lotion at the ready. Maybe some baby wipes. You know that there's no redeeming social quality to the hot coffee code, don't you? You won't learn anything, you little perv. It's prurient, and nothing more. As a matter of fact, I should report you to the videogame authorities for even requesting it...

Are they gone? Good. I only have about 30 seconds...It's up-up-down-right-up-left...

...and that's why your weak moral fiber will be damaged forever. Don't write me again on this topic. Especially not on my home email address. Especially not after the hour of 7PM PT, because that's when they go home for the evening.

Sincerely repulsed,

The Webmaster

Webmaster Hates You: Hot Coffee
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