When you're playing a standard first-person shooter, do you ever find yourself thinking: "I wish my enemies were naked?" If you said yes, you're a sicko. But you also might like Sex Station Seven, a new game being hawked by a company called Somavision that bills itself as the first "Adult First Person Shooter."
According to the company, they've "assembled a team of top industry talent to bring their perverse vision of the future to the PC. Some members have even worked on high profile games such as Dreamworks Interactive and EA games popular 'Medal of Honor' franchise."
Yeah, sure. Look at the perfectly rendered hot-tubs in that screenshot. If you're not turned on, you're not human!
Of course TheFeed wants a copy, but on principle, we are unwilling to pay for any videogame, even if it is only $19.95. The "contact us" link on the page was dead, so we can't even use our massive influence for the free disc either. Grrrr.