By way of Kotaku comes word that Christian website ThePornTalk is targeting the Nintendo Wii.
Claiming in a press release that the next-gen console has a "wiitle porn problem" and a "dirty little secret," the ministry cites the Wii's connection to the internet (and thus the evils of the flesh) as the flaw in the adorable system.
"Parents think the computer is the only way for their kids to get porn on the internet. Unfortunately, they are dead wrong," says Mike Foster, founder of ThePornTalk.com. "Gaming devices like the Wii and the PSP aren't just for fun games anymore. You're able to surf the net, chat with friends, email, and view porn because of its internet access. Kids know this but parents don't!"
We at TheFeed feel ThePornTalk hasn't gone far enough in castigating the Wii. Sure, the internet connection is a problem, but most parents who are even remotely interested in their child's eternal soul will turn on the parental controls. What can't be controlled are the obviously sexualized Miis that inhabit the system.
Who hasn't gotten aroused while watching the undulating buttocks of a Mii throwing a bowling ball in Wii Sports? And don't even get me started on boxing. Those Miis are clearly not wearing shirts! Plus, there's no mention of God The Father, The Holy Spirit or Jesus in Wii Play, except when I'm like, "G#dammit! I missed a G*damn duck again!"