A 107 year-old man in Hong Kong attributes his longevity to avoiding sex. The ancient man says he hasn't gotten any since he was 30. That was back in 1930.
"I don't know why I have lived this long," Chan Chi said to South China Morning Post "Maybe it has to do with the fact that I have lived a sex-less life for many years."
I attribuute Mr. Chi's longevity to pure chance, after all, someone has to be a statistical anonomly, but what if what it's true? Is it worth it? If you could live to be 100-some years old, but you could never have sex of any kind, would you do it?
Personally, TheFeed would bargain. We'd try to determine how much time each sexual encounter was worth and proceed accordingly. So when Jessica Biel knocks on our door, we'd shave a couple years off our lives, but your mom is safe.