TheFeed does not have a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine, baby.
We won't be needing a laser comb, thank you. But If you are insecure about your thinning pate, you should check it out.
Ordinarily, you'd be thinking "It's a rip-off!" but in this case, the comb with a frickin' laser attached to it has been approved by the FDA based on clinical tests that indicate 93% of test subject showed an increase in hair growth an average of 19 hairs/cm.
Lasers are pretty awesome, I think you will agree.