Proponents of censoring videogames generally believe that what you do in a game influences what you do in real life. TheFeed agrees. We played a lot of Paperboy when we were a young blog, and we still make the rounds at five in the morning to deliver the San Antonio Picayune.
Seperate from the above lame joke, classic paper-delivery-simulator Paperboy will be available on Wednesday on the Xbox Live Arcade Marketplace.
The new Paperboy offers cooperative multiplayer mode, modernized audio and new artwork. Paperboy will be available February 14 at 1 a.m. PST for 400 Microsoft Points ($5). That's just in time for Valentine's day, so you and your sweetie can ride all over suburbia and deliver the news of the day while you're holding hands and making kissy faces.
TheFeed apologizes for this post. It's early and we're tired.