Awww, snap. You didn't hit-and-run Shaq, did you? Bad idea, dude. See, the guy is a reserve police officer for the Miami-Dade Police Department, and he will follow your ass and make a citizen's arrest if he's in the mood. Don't believe me? It happened the other day, partner. Some 18-year-old jackass hit Shaq's car, and then tried to drive away from the scene.
You know ol' Shaq and his bodyguard followed the dude to a gas station, and then called the cops to arrest him. Probably, though, you'd rather have the cops come and get you than have to deal with Shaq when you hit his car. The guy should consider himself lucky.