Normally, we at TheFeed would take a story such as the following and attempt, at times in vain, to rub a little snark into it and mine us some comedy gold. In this case, however, we can’t possibly come up with anything more hilarious than what the Associated Press has already given us in their opening sentence:
“An escaped chimpanzee at the Little Rock Zoo raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.”
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Boston.com: Escaped chimp gets snack, cleans bathroom