Are you a little kid who likes videogames? Like, are you five years old or something?*
Then you're in luck: Ubisoft is releasing kid-friendly game Cosmic Family for the Wii in mid 2007. (Wait, aren't all Wii games for little kids?)
"Cosmic Family is a great title for young Wii players and their families, with simple point-and-click controls that will be easy to learn and provide the freedom to navigate wherever players choose to go," said Tony Key, vice president of marketing at Ubisoft. "Families will enjoy playing this game together, as it unfolds more like an interactive adventure than a traditional video game."
*Wait, if you're five, why are your parents letting you on our website? Seriously. You're outside of our target demographic. Go do something else like. Have a juicebox or learn to read or something. We don't need you.