Did you just get a new dog for christmas? Was it still alive when you opened the box? If you answered "Yes" to both of those questions and you live in New York City, chances are you probably named your new pup Max.
Max? Real original everybody. Jeez.
According to the people who give doggie licenses in New York City (if you ask me, DOGS shouldn't be DRIVING, but whatever), the most commonly issued name was Max.
When asked for comment, the over 1,000 licensed dogs in Manhattan answered by slobbering on our legs and sniffing our privates.
