Newsflash: Orphans to Have Crappy Christmas


Posted December 26, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Two dudes in Queens are having a very good Christmas, while some needy children continue to be needy.

During morning mass, two men reportedly snuck into St. Mel's Catholic Church in Queens and stole between $20,000 and $30,000 earmarked for poor children in the area.

Is St. Mel the patron saint of pizza? I'm going to operate under that delusion for the rest of the day.

ANYWAY, I hope they find these assho*es, but until then, the children will suffer and continue to cough and look longingly into the camera with their recessed eyes and say things like, "Well, I guess I'll get that kidney transplant next year...if I make it until then."

Hey kid, at least no one put you in the microwave, ok?

Breitbart.com: New York Church robbed of $20,000

Newsflash: Orphans to Have Crappy Christmas


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