Two dudes in Queens are having a very good Christmas, while some needy children continue to be needy.
During morning mass, two men reportedly snuck into St. Mel's Catholic Church in Queens and stole between $20,000 and $30,000 earmarked for poor children in the area.
Is St. Mel the patron saint of pizza? I'm going to operate under that delusion for the rest of the day.
ANYWAY, I hope they find these assho*es, but until then, the children will suffer and continue to cough and look longingly into the camera with their recessed eyes and say things like, "Well, I guess I'll get that kidney transplant next year...if I make it until then."
Hey kid, at least no one put you in the microwave, ok?
Breitbart.com: New York Church robbed of $20,000