If you're not familiar with R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' self-described "rap opera" you're missing out. As far as I'm concerned R can piss on underage girls all day long if he keeps cranking out this kind of unadulterated genius. Seriously.
G4tvdotcomian 'beastdragon' sent us the links to this Santa-themed three part parody over on Ebaum's World... 'Trapped in the Clauset'. Enjoy.
Hit the jump below for the other two chapters.