Remember that Pauly Shore video from yesterday, where he got knocked out by a cowboy who was offended by something that was said onstage? Turns out I was right. That thing was as fake as fake can be. As a matter of fact, the Sheriff of Odessa, Texas was in on the gag right from the very beginning, and had a guy in the crowd that night to make sure that everything was going according to plan, which, in fact, it was.
See? You should listen to me when I tell you that something's fake. I was right, from the very beginning. God, I love being right. It makes everything look a little brighter.