Jesus To Make Romantic Comedy


Posted December 8, 2006 - By Mike D'Alonzo

Normally, movies about Jesus are kind of boring. You always know how they're going to end, so you're just passing time until the eventual crucifixion comes, and there you are. Well, hang on, Feed reader! Jesus will be playing the romantic lead in Prodigal Son, a story of a woman who gets set up with a kind carpenter who works at Ikea, who is actually The Christ, returned for Armageddon and living in Los Angeles.

I think this might be the best idea for a movie I've heard in a long, long time. I mean, the possibilities for comedy are endless. They're out to dinner, and he turns her water to wine. They hold hands and you can see the stigmata in a close up. It's genius. Genius, I tell you! I honestly can't wait to see it.

Now, if only the trailer starts with that goofy romantic comedy voice going, "Meet Jesus..."

Dark Horizons.com:Jesus Becomes A Rom-Com Lead In "Son"

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Jesus To Make Romantic Comedy


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