I am going to fly out to England, shoot heroin, get in a few fist fights, and get busted for possession just to prove that those silly UK cops will indeed arrest my ass and sentence me to prison time, and that Pete Doherty is indeed getting special treatment for whatever bizarre reason.
I mean, do they love celebrities that much over there that you can literally do anything and get arrested a hundred times and still avoid going to the clink? ‘Cause that’s sure what it seems like when you hear that the Babyshambles frontman and boyfriend of Kate Moss just got off for possession of drugs including heroin and crack cocaine yet again.
The rocker was arrested in April for possession of less than 2 grams each of heroin, cannabis and cocaine, just three hours after he was sentenced to two years of community service for previous drug offenses.
District Judge Jane McIvor ordered the 27-year-old Babyshambles singer to pay $1,525 in fines and court costs and ordered him not to drive for four months. Well la-di-friggin’-da! You know what he learned from his latest arrest, to go do whatever the hell he wants because the courts ain’t gonna do nuthin’!
"I feel relieved," Doherty told reporters outside the courthouse.
Yeah, no sh*t!!!!!
Rocker Pete Doherty is spared jail time