With the prices of PlayStation 3s falling since launch day, two-bit eBay moguls are resorting to desperate measures to unload their "investments" of mass-market electronics.
What's the cheapest way to get a little extra play for your PS3 auction? Wheedle your girlfriend or wife into modelling with it!
I scoured eBay for all the pictures of PlayStation "hotties" eBay had to offer, then I asked Dvinson to help caption them. I hope you enjoy.
She's got devil eyes.
The sad thing about this one is that gamers will be more impressed with the array of games than that woman's fantastic cans.
Who knew the grim reaper had red hair?
America sure is awesome. Now take off that sweater.
Carrot Top's mom.
Indentured servitude has come a long way.
I want to smash her face in with a rake.
She's happy about being skinny. LOL Meth LOL
She had work done, but I'd hit it.
Rudolph The White-Trash Reindeer
No thanks, Patchouli.
Rocks in socks.
Everyone from the Mid-West should die.