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eBay PS3 Auctions Feature Chicks!

Posted by Stephen Johnson - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 12:53 PM

With the prices of PlayStation 3s falling since launch day, two-bit eBay moguls are resorting to desperate measures to unload their "investments" of mass-market electronics.

What's the cheapest way to get a little extra play for your PS3 auction? Wheedle your girlfriend or wife into modelling with it!

I scoured eBay for all the pictures of PlayStation "hotties" eBay had to offer, then I asked Dvinson to help caption them. I hope you enjoy.

She's got devil eyes.

The sad thing about this one is that gamers will be more impressed with the array of games than that woman's fantastic cans.

Hee-haw.

Who knew the grim reaper had red hair?

America sure is awesome. Now take off that sweater.

Carrot Top's mom.

Indentured servitude has come a long way.

I want to smash her face in with a rake.

She's happy about being skinny. LOL Meth LOL

She had work done, but I'd hit it.

Rudolph The White-Trash Reindeer

No thanks, Patchouli.

Rocks in socks.

Everyone from the Mid-West should die.

Tease.

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TAGS: Other People's Misfortune, PlayStation 3, Prostate Health

Comment(s)

Posted by tedcwilliams - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 1:16 PM
Hold on...are you trying to tell me that sex sells? Someone should tell ad execs STAT!
Posted by tedcwilliams - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 1:19 PM
I also used a naked photo of me to sell a game console. Sadly, it was a Game Boy Micro.
Posted by Snaileb - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 1:21 PM
LOL SJOHNSON!!! Good stuff..thank you for the comments for my brain wouldve shrivled up and died without em.
Posted by atomic_punk - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 1:27 PM
Skankstation 3
Posted by croachtnt - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 1:52 PM
So sad, so so sad
Posted by n3rd7r0n - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 2:17 PM
For the prices that the guys are selling those damn things, the ho's better be included.
Posted by dark_nemesis_x00 - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 2:43 PM
how low has society gone.....
"all in the name of capitalism" Ya, I believe that.

By the way, snaileb sucks. Peace.
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Posted by superbeefy2050 - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 3:46 PM
I'd tap roughly 75% of the girls listed here. Hey, I have my limits guys
Posted by sjohnson - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 3:51 PM
Which ones would you NOT tap?
Posted by superbeefy2050 - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 3:59 PM
Grim reaper red head (if I had a few beers, then I'd do it), carrot top's mom, and the russian chick.
Posted by JOK3R3000 - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:27 PM
I think I stand for everyone when I say ps3 is lower than $h1t. I'm mean sure it has good games but come on is it really worth getting hurt for this system. I say no. So, for all the people who bought one and is not selling it on ebay, you sure wasted $600.00.
Posted by Shiningsereph - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:35 PM
guess what, all the ps3 is something to sell not to play so guess what ,PS3=suck, wii and 360 kik arce(i got both btw)
Posted by Khrysis - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:43 PM
A tactic used similarly in alcohol beverage campaigns. Drinking tequila ALWAYS cues awesome hip hop tracks in sync with a stampede of hot barely legal women. When in actuality, it's the effects of DRINKING the tequila that makes your best friend's mom into that barely legal hot chick of whom you must mount to be the envy of men everywhere. - - I love the not-so-subliminal-advertising for alcohol. Especially if it's Jagermeister.
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Posted by Zacklus - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:58 PM
lmao what a bunch of hos.some i would bang.By the way Shiningsereph,Wii has been sold on ebay also.Alot more have sold than PS3s on there.So you just said the Wii sucks also:)
Posted by alucardbsg - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:59 PM
Just goes to show that sex still sells.
Posted by wario7414 - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 5:16 PM
THAT WHAT THOSE FLIPPERS GET NOW LOOK AT THEM GET DESPERATE. I HAVE NO REMORSE FOR THESE AZZHOLES CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE WANTED TO ACTUALLY PLAY IT AND COULDNT GET ONE FOR THESE AZZHOLES. BOYCOTT EBAY PS3!!!!!!!!. AND THAT REDHEAD WITH THE GREY TANK TOP LOOK LIKE SHE PUT HERPES ON THE BOX.
Posted by wario7414 - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 5:22 PM
OH YEA AND REINDEER GIRL LOOK SO DAM STUPID IT ANNOYS ME. THATS THE DUMBEST PIC IVE EVER SEEN. LOL YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THAT PIC IRRITATES ME.
Posted by Zacklus - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 5:24 PM
I think i just got some STDs just by looking at pics of these nasty bitches.dirty hos getting the smell of stripper on those PS3 boxes with thier...um...boxes.
Posted by Zacklus - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 5:29 PM
How come i can say ho,bitch,ass,shit,tit etc.but the word c u n t cant be used in a comment?lol im just curious.I dont think its wierd just that im curious.
Posted by WolfKingII - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 7:11 PM
My favorite is the first... Wait...howcome the dude above can curse but not me? Oh,I get it. It's a racial thing,huh? Nah,just kiddin'. :)
Posted by m3mphis - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 7:12 PM
Little off topic? lol, nah 85% are bangable (with brown baggin a few) but in reality, I do want a PS3, to actually play, and comparing the injury list, I'm gonna go with the PS3, and sit on my ass, plus it's a $1000 Blue-Ray player for $500, I'd blow my money on that and screw ebay, I work for a retail store, so I have first dibs, and next week I'm be beatin some Chimeran ass, with my $500 piece of plastic/bendy-metal...peace
P.S Zacklus, the words that are allowed are more than likely the same list that can be said on T.V with-out beepin it. the rest are blocked....
Posted by iheartSONY - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 11:28 PM
come on guys if you watch G4 then your not exactly "cool". Face it you would do all these girls. I would. by the way my girlfriend is FAT:(
Posted by wario7414 - Tuesday, November 28, 2006 11:43 PM
I AM VERY MUCH SO COOL I JUST LIKE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. I CAN ALWAYS GET A CUTE GIRL AT THE CLUB OR WHEREVER I GO. BUT YOU DEFINETLY LOSE COOL POINTS FOR GETTING ON TOP OF A FAT CHICK UGH. LOL I BET YOU BURY YOUR FACE IN THAT JELLY ROLL.
Posted by ccmcloughlin - Wednesday, November 29, 2006 4:07 AM
Now on the Playerstation 3! Heavenly Body, Resistance: Getting the Woman, and Look at those Solids 4.

Do these girls come with a Hot coffee mod?
Posted by NealiORLY - Wednesday, November 29, 2006 6:29 AM
two words: Corporate whores
Posted by Hotboi187 - Wednesday, November 29, 2006 6:16 PM
Oooh weee, we get da best of both worlds. Sex and games, now dat's a dangerous combination. There's no need to use a game to catch my attention ladies. lol, if u wanna play just say so. All jokes aside, Ps3 all day evryday big baby (not including fat chicks,lol).
Posted by spitfirec4 - Wednesday, November 29, 2006 7:27 PM
pink shirted girl is pretty hot, sqme for the christmas one
Posted by wario7414 - Thursday, November 30, 2006 3:14 AM
I got one word for the girl in the grey tank top. COCAINE!!
Posted by GemZombie - Friday, December 01, 2006 10:06 PM
Ex-Porn start Asia Carrera is auctioning off a PS3 (signed of course):

http://www.asiacarrera.com/a uction/
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