Webmaster Hates You: Cool Cycle Tricks!


Posted November 27, 2006 - By Mike D'Alonzo

The Webmaster Hates You is a semi-regular TheFeed feature in which we answer your viewer mail. Doesn't that sound like fun?

From: ************
Sent: Monday, November 27, 2006 11:06 AM
To: webmaster
Cc: webmaster
Subject: i want to know


i want to know tips that how can i drive motorbike on one wheel or other many thinks to do on motor bike which r not common and please help me in this topic

From: Webmaster
Sent: Monday, November 27, 2006 11:06 AM
To: ************
Subject: i want to know

Oh, you have no idea what you can do with this motorbike. First off, you think driving on one wheel is fun? How about driving on no wheels? Yep. You can do that, and that, my friend, is not common. Also, the tailpipes excrete a viscous fluid which is of alien origin. This fluid causes anyone who touches it to become instantly a crustacian. Not common at all.

Your need for help in this topic is palpable. But, guess what? Motorbike can talk! Just ask it for things you want to know, and it will tell you what you need to know. IN EIGHT LANGUAGES! NOT COMMON!

Also, it's pretty fast, and chicks will dig you for riding it, but that's pretty common. But you know what isn't common? The winged demon that occasionally emerges from the headlight and guides motorbike to the underworld.

Not common at all.

The Webmaster.

Webmaster Hates You: Cool Cycle Tricks!


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