Mmmm...IGN just posted a photoset of a totally nude PlayStation 3.
Watch as the gleaming console is slowly stripped of its cardboard box revealing the tight, shiny black and chrome case that practically quivers for your gaming excitment.
"Grab me. Handle me," The Sixaxis controllers seem to moan in your ear.
And the cords? My god, the cords! Tethered in their black twist-ties, they beg you to free them and shove the male end into the female socket before fingering the PS3's hot power button.*
Too bad you'll have to wait until November to make your dream come true, huh?
*TheFeed's sjohnson used to write fiction for Hustler magazine.