Boy Scouts are hot, but The Boy Scouts have jumped the shark.
The Los Angeles branch of the citizenship-training organization is giving merit badges for respecting copyrights.
Would be badge-holders will learn about the evils of pirating CDs, movies and games and then be given a patch
reading "junior facist" showing a film reel, a music CD and the international copyright symbol, a "C" enclosed in a circle.
First they came for the gay scouts, and now the music pirates: Thanks, scouts!