Webmaster Hates You: Too Late for PS3?


Posted October 17, 2006 - By Mike D'Alonzo

From: sean_rios@**********.net
Sent: Sunday, October 15, 2006 4:09 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: PS3

Will there still be a chance for to get PS3!!!

From: Webmaster
Sent: Tuesday, October 17, 2006 3:39 PM
Subject: PS3

Sadly, no. They only made 12 of them. That's what all this hype has been about, and why it's been such an important piece of hardware to get your hands on. It's also why it's been so expensive. You see, at a total production run of 12, Sony needs to charge at least $600 to make their money back on research and development.

But Sony is also vindictive, and has thrown away the molds and all the information on the PS3, intending, instead, to work on the PS4, which should be out in 2010. I don't know much about the PS4 yet, but from what we can piece together, it should weigh about 14oz., but with the staying power of a military supercomputer. It will play movies from ideas that you conceive in your mind, and can freeze time. All of the PS4 games will be in "5-D", which means they'll not only be on an X,Y,and Z axis, like a hologram, but the controller will spit actual blood at you, no matter what game you're playing, and can be unlocked to bend space and time.

Total cost is supposed to be in the neighborhood of about $15,000, but they're only making one.

If I were you, I'd get in line now.

Webmaster Hates You: Too Late for PS3?


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