People just got a lot stupider.
An entrepreneurial Southern California car company called Pierce Your Ride is offering -- yes, you guessed it -- car piercings.
The large (well, compared to a normal earring), hoop-shaped car-rings come in a variety of different finishes and designs for your whip, and generally attach to the front bumper.
This way your car can look as lame as humanly possible!
Man, don’t us Californians already catch enough crap from the rest of the country? And now this? Sheeesh...
Autoblog.com: Car piercing