Oh you thought Tokyo was over, didn't you? WRONG!
Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.
The current snack: Unidentified Brown Gobs That Smell like Dog Food
Click below to see what we thought!
dvinson: I believe we’re now entering into the category of foods that only I and SJohnson would touch. This item again had no English on the packaging, so we had no idea what it was. The only remarkable thing about it is its overwhelming stench of dog food. Like the sh*t that comes out of the can in the shape of the can, glistening with fat and dog foodiness.
The little brown ball tasted like I imagine dog food tastes (and no, not delicious) and then morphed into something less decernable. By the end of the chewing, it was sort of like a mushy lump, much like the inside of a chick pea with the same consistency. This led me to surmise that it was some sort of soy product.
frankmeyer: SJohnson once promised a G4 co-worker to an eat-off where he promised he could eat one of Burger King quadruple devastation burgers the fastest. Then he chickened out.
sjohnson: Semen. Hey, Frank: Semen.
mdalonzo: I ate one. It tasted revolting. These should have been packaged with the picture of the terrorist on the bag, because I would rather spend an afternoon at Abu Ghirab than eat another one ever in my life. The taste took a backseat to consistency, which was a lot like brains.