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Bad Snack Review

dvinson
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Posted September 28, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Japan is filled with really horrible snack foods and we're here to eat them. We being TheFeed Online super awesome adventure team.

The current snack: Tohato Habanero Talking Turban Terrorist Pepper Corn Chips

Click below to see what we thought!

dvinson: These sort of taste like a combination of Funions and Fritos, only they are spicy. Everyone seemed to really like the chips, but I thought they tasted like ass. Not at first, at first they were good and non-assy, but like three seconds into chewing, they developed this very distinct aftertaste that was screaming “ASS” in my mouth.

The Talking Turban Terrorist Pepper appears to be floating manically above the taj mahal. Is he from Mexico? The use of the word “habanero” seems to support that; however, his turban says otherwise. Maybe it’s a disguise or clever ruse. Anyway, I don’t know why the Talking Turban Terrorist Pepper has chosen India as his target, but someone better warn them. 

Plus, the chips themselves weren’t spicy enough. What the fu*k type of Talking Turban Terrorist Pepper possibly from Mexico, but maybe not makes habanero not spicy? Weak, dude.

sjohnson: These terrorist chips taste like semen.

frankmeyer: These friggin’ chip DO NOT talk. I feel cheated.

mdalonzo: I actually liked these things, although they were much less spicy than advertised. I found them to be on the agitator side of things, as opposed to terrorist. Not that I mind, but when you look at the packaging, you think, oh s**t, these things are going to destroy me alimentary canal, and I might have to call a hospital after eating them. No such luck.

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