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Joe Simpson Exploits His Daughter, Again!

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Posted September 25, 2006 - By Mike D'Alonzo

Jessica Simpson's untalented leech of a father, Joe, will continue to make money of his kids' bodies when he opens the first in a chain of "Daisy Duke's" restaurants in Las Vegas in 2007. Mr. Simpson, who reportedly runs his daughters' lives, though they are adults with jobs, continues to think of wonderful and exciting ways to exploit his children for cash.

Jessica has agreed to make at least five appearances at the restaurant each year, which should send profits into the millions, based on the idea that Jessica Simpson may or may not show up at yoiur table while you're grubbing down on some ribs. And she might be wearing those shorts. Uh huh.

And then elves might craft you a set of wings so that you can fly away from your life of dispair.

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