Sex Doll Abuser Disqualified From Race


Posted September 5, 2006 - By Stephen Johnson

When you're disqualified from a sex doll rafting race for moral turpitude, it's time to think about the choices you've made in your life. So I say to you, Russian sex doll rafting athlete Igor Osipov, examine yourself.

Osipov won a recent swimming-with-a-sex-doll race in Russia, but spectators reported evidence of "recent sexual activity" on his doll, which is apparently contrary to the strict rules of the contest. Osipov was disqualified from the annual race.

I don't actually think this story is true or anything, but I will have the following quote from race organiser Dmitriy Bulaviniv engraved on my tombstone:  "It's fun and difficult to swim in stormy river with an exotic apparatus, as inflatable ladies slip out of hands."

Thanks to Feeder Ross Harman for the tip.

The Register: Russian abuses apparatus in sex doll rafting race
Sex Doll Abuser Disqualified From Race


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