You know what's good to know? That even celebrities and heiresses have vendettas to go along with their huge sums of money, alcohol, and free time. And what's even better is the way they use their money to achieve their vendetta. Take this for example. Paris Hilton apparently got caught hacking Lindsay Lohan's voice mail.
Thing is, what would you do with that information if you were Paris? I mean, it's cool and kinda creepy and all, but it doesn't really get you much. It's the celebrity equivalent of getting someone's Social Security number. Ok, so you've got it, but how does it help you achieve evil?
Maybe she should've aimed higher. I mean, Tonya Harding had the right idea. Paris should have hired some dude to break Lohan's kneecaps.
Now, that's vendetta.
In the meantime, I guess she can just listen to messages about...whatever rich anorexics talk about.