Guess who Osama bin Laden loves? God? Satan? Hitler? Nope (well, yes to all is more like it). Osama bin Laden loves Whitney Houston!
Yes, according to Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, ol’ Osama has a big crush on the fallen pop starlet and star of Being Bobby Brown.
In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, which is excerpted in the September Harper's, she writes that he is obsessed with Whitney Houston, so much so that he's even mulled a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown.
"[He would say] how beautiful she is," Boof claims, "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens' husbands killed."
"He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting," continues Boof, who wrote for the soap opera The Days of Our Lives until last month. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."
"In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name."
But don’t start getting all lovey dovey for Osama just yet, girls. He may love Whitney, but he hates black women.
"African women are only good for a man's lower pleasures," bin Laden supposedly said. "What need do you have for a womb?"
Plus, Boof writes that he dislikes her hairstyle. "Why do you wear your hair braided?" he fumed, telling her that "only monkeys" did that.
Stop crying, ladies. No one is perfect. You’ll find another dreamboat to love and nurture soon enough.
Did Osama Lust For Whitney?