Magician David Copperfield told Reuters the other day that he found the legendary fountain of youth.
"I've discovered a true phenomenon," he said. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."
Very, very exciting. I need to change my pants.