I've tried to like soccer, but I just can't do it. Maybe you're a different sort of fellow than I am, though, so maybe you'll be happy that EA is releasing FIFA '07.
Maybe if EA sent you a press release that said:
FIFA 07 delivers complete authenticity with licenses for all the world’s top leagues, including MLS and Mexican 1st Division in North America, and 26 others from over 20 nations. This year, you have the power to shape your club’s destiny in the EA SPORTS™ Interactive Leagues, a new online mode that enables you to pit your club against supporters of your real-world opponents. The online interactive leagues feature the F.A. Premier League, Bundesliga, French League and the Mexican 1st Division. Experience the future of online gaming as you play your games according to the real-world schedule. When they play, you play. Track your team’s progress as the aggregate results determine your club’s position in the league table. Now you actually take to the pitch for the glory of your club. This is the season where you make the difference!
You'd say, "That sounds like the kind of videogame I would enjoy!"
FIFA 07 is scheduled to ship on the PlayStation 2, Xbox, GameCube, Nintendo DS, Game Boy Advance, PlayStation Portable, PC and mobile on October 3. So you could play it, yeah?