Part of TheFeed's ongoing public service program is our new initiative to help review and dissect the worst snacks that our local marts have to offer. Today's subject is Grace's Cock Flavoured Soup Mix - Spicy.
Mike says:
Now, I've swallowed a lot of cock in my time, so when I tell you that cock flavoured soup isn't a new taste for me, you should know I'm not lying. However, I was unprepared for the full cock flavour that permeated the rich, creamy broth. If there's better cock in Los Angeles, I have yet to taste it. Nice and spicy, like you'd want your cock flavouring to be, Grace has really got something special here. I'm grabbing this cock and not letting go until the flavour is completely drained.
Dana says:
I'm the genius who went all the way to the supermarket, was able to find the one shelf of Jamaican delicacies, and bring back the glory that is cock flavoured (with a "u" for extra class) soup. This soup is authentically Jamaican, so it has five jobs. (I've been making that joke all day.) I take all the credit for discovering this delicious cock soup. And, despite the silly name, it really is quite good. It's like chicken noodle, but with a kick. It's jammed packed with yummy chemicals like MSG for extra brain-slowing power, but the taste is fantastic. Much better than ramen.
A++++++ would cock again.
Steve says:
Oh, now I get it! Cock flavored soup is funny because when people say "cock" they usually mean male genitalia, so eating this is like eating penis soup.
And when you talk about the cock flavor, it seems like you're talking about the way a penis tastes.
There's certainly opportunity for humorous commentary here!
