Webmaster Hates You: Finally, Someone Cares About the Webmaster's Needs


Posted July 17, 2006 - By Mike D'Alonzo

From: Welch885
Sent: Friday, July 14, 2006 5:37 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: (no subject)

hey i was wondering if you want to talk

From: Webmaster
Sent: Friday, July 14, 2006 5:37 AM
To: Welch885
Subject: (no subject)


Thank you so much. I've been carrying this with me for years now, and sometimes it's hard to admit that I need to talk. Ever since I was a young Webmaster, I've had this problem with talking to people, which means that I get all bottled up when I get emotional, and don't know what to do with myself.

When I was young, the release took the form of lighting small fires, or tormenting puppies in the neighborhood. I also had a predilection toward wetting the bed, which made my shame complete. I was a loner, and my parents took virtually no notice of me.

I think I was 12 when I first started hearing the whispers...

At first, I didn't know what they were saying to me. It was like a constant murmur just below my consciousness, and it made me jittery and wired all the time. I didn't sleep from 1992-1995, and I lost touch with friends and family, wandering the streets, trying to divine what it was that the whispers were trying to tell me.

A couple of months ago, I finally was able to hear them. It was almost like I stopped listening, and just heard. I absorbed the whispers, and now I know what I've been put here to do. The whispers told me to build the hole, and to buy the cage for my basement, and the time of my becoming is near.

I thank you, Welch. You're one of the few who understands. Perhaps I shall help liberate you, as well.


The Webmaster

Webmaster Hates You: Finally, Someone Cares About the Webmaster's Needs


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