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From: Magda XXXX [mailto:soul_of_happiness@XXXXX.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:43 PM
Subject: Please beam this mail to the real Planet Kirk and Spock work on
I would love for Christopher Pike to know there is a cure for paralysis which I devised and cured myself of.
I would be willing to bring, deliver or mail the exact roots and substances I use (I really have a very COMPLICATED story of how I'm not really living on the Planet I'm from and would love to visit others).
I was almost as bad as Pike but had a little more movement than him. The neck, spine, arms, shoulders, legs and organs within are all cured as well as bone marrow / bones. He would be cured in LESS THAN a week, I guarantee this!
Anyway, I would love to talk to anyone who wants to talk, yet I could not possibly support McCoy. I always grew up with people who said someone is the real McCoy if he or she is the baddest soul that could possibly have stayed alive. After seeing that McCoy would really put "neuro-paralyzers"
in a gun for Kirk and Spock battling one another, and knowing also that those plastic bags don't come off that are beamed on, I know he's very heartless! Everyone acted liked paralyzers for me, but I cured EVERY body part and can't possibly feel pain in any right now.
The real Kirk, Spock and Pike are much better!
To: Magda XXXX [mailto:soul_of_happiness@XXXXX.com]
Subject: RE: Please beam this mail to the real Planet Kirk and Spock work on
I was afraid we'd have these kinds of problems when we started airing Star Trek.
Love, The Webmaster