Are you way too good-looking for those ugly jerks at MySpace? Fear not! There's a social networking website out there for you.
Modelshotel.com is so exclusive, you can only join up if you're a model represented by a legitimate modeling agency! Awesome, right?
According to their site:
"The site also allows members to view listings of private events, discuss housing, employment, and travel opportunities in the forums. ModelsHotel.com helps models stay in touch through a gated community."
I really want to discuss housing with human clothes hangers. (Do I sound jealous, yet?)
Founder Jesper Lannung may be a good looking guy (He's the fruity looking one on the right):
But his web design skills are wicketty-wick-wack (as the kids said in '87):
Nice art, man, but maybe you should stick to walking and pouting.
Anyway, I really want to join, so I'm gonna go vomit up the Saltine I ate for lunch.